Johnson Grisho was taking his usual stroll down the alley with his wife. OhÖ and how he hated his wife!

"JohnsonÖ yer daydreamin' again!" Lorna would say.

"JohnsonÖ ya' ain't getting nottin' tawnite!"

"Johnny-boyÖ what'ya have'ta' say fer yerseff?"

This day was different for him. He was expecting the usual from his "nut-so" girl. But this day was going to be a lot different!

"Oh John!Ö Look whatcha' jist stepped in hun!"-

"Oh yeah hun?!" Johnson was always the dominant one! He picked her up by the hair and twirled her around well above his head. This was until he let her go. She flew threw the window of a convenient house, which was situated adjacent in the alley! The glass shattered on impact, leaving her to rot-

"AhhhhÖ rotten apples!" John thought out loud.

"Where'd that come fromÖ hun?!" His wife slurped out-

Just then, Johnson picked up an old apple core from the alley and hit his wife point blank! Her head was knocked backwards, while she stumbled, and she plummeted to the asphalt-

"What cha' thinkin' about hun?" Lorna questioned.

"Nothin' hunny-buns!" Johnson winced as she smacked him on the back of the head-

Johnson grabbed the hand that struck him, twisted it around three times, and pushed. Lorna shot like a rocket right on her fat butt! She then got up and stood.

She bent her knees in a strange order so that she was in mid-air. She started to let out a kick in frozen-time. Johnson grabbed her foot and threw her to the ground-

"What cha' looooookin' at?" Lorna smiled with yellow teeth-

Johnny-boy landed a punch right in the middle of those hideous teeth, sending beige teeth soaring through the air-

"Aaaahhhh sed: what cha' looooookin' at?" Lorna grinned again. The car, which was supposed to pick them up, just drove up by the alley-

John picked Lorna up by the waist and tossed her at the moving vehicle. The body of her once lifelike wife was no more. Just then, she stood up, and her body parts simultaneously came together as one!

"Nooooooooooooo!" Johnson screamed at the top of his lounges-

"Noooooooooooooo!" Johnson continued his shriek. His wife stared at him blankly. Johnson pulled out a pistol from his jeans; he fired!