Dimension Nowhere
By Blayne Bittner

“Hey Bob!” John said.

“Hey John!” Bob replied.

The two rough looking men were sitting at a table in what appeared to be a boxing arena. The table was situated just beside a boxing ring.

John started in with, “You still owe me money from that boxing match a few weeks ago.”

Bob answered with, “I know, I know, but just one more fight! I need to win just one more fight.”

“All right, but if you lose by a knock-out again, then you will be escorted out of our illegal corporation.”

“I just wish that I had some talent other than bare knuckle boxing.”

“I hate to break it to you Bob, but you have no other talents. And you’re not a great boxer either.”



Two days later, Bob Tennis was in the ring, ready to fight his opponent Roy Sutter.

The announcer announced the two fighters. Then the bell sounded.

Roy Sutter took a couple of jabs and missed.

Bob Tennis took a huge punch at Roy and nailed him right in the face. His opponent fell backwards and collapsed against the ropes.

Bob Tennis turned his back to the opponent. He thought that he had won. He was so excited that he didn’t even notice the fist that creamed him in the back of the head and knocked him face down into the ropes.



Bob woke up in a time that seemed to be a lot later. He was lying under the covers of an infirmary bed. This seemed to be normal at first. But then he started to notice things.

The first odd things he noticed were the clock on the wall counted up to ten. Then he noticed that the clock was also triangular shaped and made of wood.

He noticed then that the bed was not really a bed, but rather a cocoon!

Before Bob could notice anything more, a young woman entered the room and stopped. She looked very shocked!

She squealed quite loudly. Very quickly, seven men walked into the room.

The nurse turned to face the men and cried, “Another one escaped from Earth!!!”

The seven men stared at each other.

One of them spoke, “You mean to tell me that another man broke out of Hell?”